How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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