Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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