We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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