Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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