Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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