I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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