Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
