Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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