Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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