Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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