1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
