Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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