tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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