At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
there is glitter all over my balls
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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