Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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