turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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