I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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