dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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