...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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