I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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