The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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