so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
