are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I can't turn off my feet"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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