If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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