It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
operation have a gay friend backfired
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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