Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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