I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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