love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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