You're completely useless in the revolution.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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