Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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