i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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