summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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