Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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