Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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