Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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