talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
