i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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