she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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