I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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