So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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