I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm really busy with my period
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