lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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