I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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