it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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