Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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