He kissed a someone with a penis
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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