The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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