Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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