They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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