i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
When are your genitals available?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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