i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sorry about my life...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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