I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Two words: nipple clamps
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