How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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