Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I love you.
Bad choice
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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