i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
its not stalking. its research.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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