I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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