I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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