went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I need you to use more vowels.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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